About Me

My name is Geoffry F. Norman, I’m 39, and I’m probably the strangest dichotomy you’ll ever meet…er…read, whatever. I originally hail from Southern California, moved to Oregon, did a university stint in Nevada, then wound up back in Oregon. The Pacific Northwest is probably where I’ll end up buried. On the side, I write vignettes, things I drink and/or eat, rant about things that cannot be changed, blog about the magnificently mundane, make up excuses for not starting the Great American Novel, and dabble with poetry about kiwis. What? Kiwis are awesome!

This site serves no other useful purpose than to remind myself that I can actually do something. Eventually. It is also to act as a living testament to my divine mediocrity and attempts at balance in an otherwise unbalanced world. Laugh with me or at me, I don’t care. I’ll probably join in.

Enjoy your stay.

And if you require my “skillz” for whatever purpose (as long as it doesn’t involve monkeys), you can contact me HERE!

(I work for tea money.)

I work for tea money.

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