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	<description>The musings and misadventures of an everyday procrastinator.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;The Flying Tearoom of Tally Furrowbrow&#8221; - (A Children&#8217;s Novel Treatment)</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/905</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/905#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 08:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[children's book]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[magic]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ragdoll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Saint Bernard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
I&#8217;ve been toying with this idea for a children&#8217;s novel since late-January. The story behind it can be found HERE. I&#8217;m just as shocked as you are that I even thought of something that didn&#8217;t involve zombies and spaceships.
Lemme know what you folks think.
Caleb Priddy Pace is a 12-year-old street urchin with a polite demeanor residing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Fix&#8221; - Another Story From My Sleep</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/898</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/898#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[cyberpunk]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dream]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[romance]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lazyliteratus.com/?p=898</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I love it when I&#8217;m just the camera in a dream, not the one the camera focuses on. It&#8217;s probably the closest I&#8217;ll ever get to lucid dreaming, and it&#8217;s usually indicative of a good mood the prior day. This one actually occurred to me about a month ago. The whole thing was pieced together [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Title Zero&#8221; - A Superhero Comic Synopsis</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/893</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/893#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[High School]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, a friend of mine (Aaron) and I were yacking one day about potentially collaborating on a project; a superhero thing, no less. Like there aren&#8217;t enough of those. However, after our brainstorming conversation concluded, I set out to run some errands. The notion would NOT leave my head.
In the span of that drive, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Marshall Joe&#8221; - A Story from My Sleep</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/884</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/884#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Prose]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[adventurer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ethnographer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[philanthropist]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pornstar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[writer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose a little explanation might be in order. The day prior to this write-up, I had just ended a graveyard shift. I managed a two-hour nap before I had to meet a friend for tea. Several cups of tea later (heavily-caffeinated, year-aged stuff), I dropped her at her second locale. The friends there - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reviews by Rhyme: J.J. Abrams&#8217; &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; Reboot&#8230;Thingy</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/873</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/873#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 08:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Musings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Awesome]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[geekgasm]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[J.J. Abrams]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the so-called &#8220;maiden voyage&#8221; of the Reviews By Rhyme section. And what better way to usher it in than to review another maiden voyage. That being the new Star Trek movie.
This is still quite an experiment, so bear with me. 


Approached with impending dread,

Fearing it like Wonderbread,

Denying Old Trek was dead

By the pass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best Bad Joke&#8230;Ever&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/860</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/860#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 16:12:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Musings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[For]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[I]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Swine Flu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Voted]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lazyliteratus.com/?p=860</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It was said that a black man would be president &#8220;when pigs fly&#8221;.
Lo and behold, 100 days into Obama&#8217;s presidency&#8230;
Swine Flu.
(Don&#8217;t blame me, blame my friend Becky.)
*Hides under a rock*
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		<title>Tea Musing - &#8220;Chamomile Time: Dried Fruits and Flying Tearooms&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/853</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/853#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Steep Stories]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chamomile]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[children's book]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ficion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Herbal tea]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lazyliteratus.com/?p=853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As hard as it may be to believe (okay, maybe not that hard), I&#8217;ve had considerable difficulty deciding on what story idea to write. For awhile, the leaning had been toward Brunch with Phantoms. That all changed, however, with a simple conversation over a cup of chamomile tea with my brother.
From that simple dialogue, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tea Musing: &#8220;The Elmatcha Experiment&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/837</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/837#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[matcha]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[red button]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[slippery elm]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lazyliteratus.com/?p=837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I really shouldn&#8217;t play with matches, run with scissors, or hock rubberbands&#8230;all at the same time?
Yes, folks, that&#8217;s a metaphor.
But here&#8217;s a CLEAR EXAMPLE of failed Macguyver-ing.
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		<title>Gas Station Etiquette?</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/831</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/831#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Musings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gas station]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[road rage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[social darwinism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lazyliteratus.com/?p=831</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This concept is completely new to me. Last I checked, gas stations were a &#8220;first come, first serve&#8221; sorta dynamic. People go in, get their gas, bitch and moan about the price, then leave. I was keenly unaware that there exists a form of code of conduct for it. Let&#8217;s review.
Believe it or not, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Morning &#8220;Lolz&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/823</link>
		<comments>http://www.lazyliteratus.com/823#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey F. Norman</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Webcomics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lolcats]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lazyliteratus.com/?p=823</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ I thought I had recovered.
I thought the addiction was gone.
But&#8230;Ladies and Gentlemen&#8230;
I&#8217;ve relapsed.
I&#8217;m LOL-ing again.
If your pet (or pets) were captioned, you have my sincerest apologies. 
And my giggles.
Yes, I know I have a problem.



















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